Hmm... Knives in school. That might be something to keep to myself.
In other news, the GF and I are going to host a seder. I have already written 13 pages- about 9 of which are a smart-ass retelling of the Exodus. The remainder consist of things like, "The Six Depressing Symbols on the Seder Plate" and "The 'Four' Questions and their Misleading Answers."
This should be fun.