When I created this journal, I thought I would make some sort of pun about how ridiculously hairy I was. I figured I would find a word that kind of sounded like "hair", and then put the word "hair" in, and, voila! I'm witty.
The first word I thought of was, "hirsute". But, because I didn't want to look like a jackass, I was smart and used the thesaurus feature in Microsoft Word.
Hirsute: Covered with hair.
... I'm a jackass.
I think that this strip best illustrates my hair-bility: